The World Machine of Shwe Tu Colony is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Sekka Verndara with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.631 billion Parfuhmerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parfuhmerie. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Parfuhmerian economy, worth a remarkable 9,430 trillion Desyllians a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 435,984 Desyllians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shwe Tu Colony's national animal is the Dela Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heritage of Chao.

Shwe Tu Colony is ranked 2,277^th in the world and 56^th in Forest for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,563.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.